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Ah, yes. Twinkly lights...a slight chill in the air...some of Paul McCartney's worst songs EVER playing on loudspeakers... It's Christmastime. That special time of year when people take the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and turn it into a local Wal Mart production of Full Metal Jacket. So in the spirit of Christmas, let me bring forth a new tradition...the reposting of my own little Christmas Carol. Here's a song I concocted last year, set to the Twelve Days Of Christmas. Here goes. I'll just start at day 12. On the twelfth shopping day before Christmas, customers gave to me: Twelve Trips to the Stock Room Eleven Calls for the Wii Ten Demands for Tomtoms Nine Projectile Display Boxes Eight Old Maids A Stomping Seven Brats A Screaming Six Morons Lying FIVE ASS REAMINGS! Four Calls to Another Store Three Angry Managers Two Toothless Loudmouths And Heartburn too strong for Pepcid AC Later. -Justin |
